| The Transient Nature of Twinkies by Dave Breithaupt |
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| by David Breithaupt |
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Special to the Corpse! From Ohio, formerly a Battleground State!
The Transient Nature of Twinkies The calendar has turned- we are living in year one, Twinkies AD. Ho Hos have vanshed like the Pharaohs of ancient Egypt tho still tasty and preserved like the corpse of Stalin. Ding Dongs killed Harvey Milk but I love them still. Wonder Bread made me cross the Rubicon in defiance of Pompey, Little Debbie has gone full cycle into Crazy Wisdom and Hostess fruit pies live only in memories of childhood youth. They will never die in their cellophane caskets as long as I live and embrace them in my tender sucrose memories. |
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