"The French won't wake up until Notre Dame becomes a mosque."
-E.M. Cioran, in conversation with Andrei Codrescu


A river of sperm, now,
All of a sudden, it's
Shifting course, my friend,
And heading west
A healthy gulp of death
Giving lethal assistance
Theater at its best.

Once admiration gives
Way to disdain the bizarre,
After all, is the only way
Out that makes sense.

Caught in the clutches
Of the great hermaphrodite
We are all such serfs
Stunned by the noxious
Gasses of modern thought.

And all he thought was that
Now he would finally be
Able to watch a first class
Serial week after week.