The
Laptop People Are Angry |
The Laptop People Are Angry
little men in passé outfits keep scrambling around their keyboards theres one now! Chase em away and they return when you rise for a break, typing /////// /////// at the end of your memo, tiny invisible voices yelling "dotcom! dotcom!" as you clear it away and laughing to beat the band, or else theyll type (with their feet?) something lame like "Teddy Bears on Parade" in the body of your e-mail. This fall a public-private consortium is scheduled to begin addressing the issue. Its about time. Simultaneously, a nationwide marketing campaign is planned to increase awareness high-priced creative and marquee placement. Pardon me for a moment while I take this call /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////// /////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////// .///
Farewell to the Dustball People
enter their modest houses and youll find no one there. Look closer and youll see them riding on dustballs that emerge from the corners and skirt the walls, but who does? Only the full-size replicas of their former existence are noticed, things like sports trophies, obsolete VCRs and quaint refrigerator magnets. And photos of course, many photos. Passtimes and poses, poses and passtimes, marriages and babies and "significant events." Grab some! Theyre awkward and funny but sweet in a way, and very collectible. But oh, those clothes!
Anno Domini 2000
can fit on the head of a pin? Lets find out!
In the Wake of the Demonstrations
-- "Its Officer Muldoon!" From above (or perhaps inside our heads) a voice says "Thank you for your professionalism."
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