top ten reasons for being a romanian
 
1. your tongue is the most latin of slavic languages, the one adam spoke
2. you never fought a war against the serbs, you never noticed it
3. your friendliest neighbour is belgrade, the capital of the black sea
4. and the rest is hungary
5. russia shares a border with god, you share one with russia
6. gypsies tell you that, if they weren't around, you'd come in last
7. you discover that until now it's been the past
8. you kinda
9. the war is not supposed to end until you've tried both sides
10. you know it's not enough that you've been born