Benjamin
David Malouf (Muh-loof) was born in the tiny hamlet of Lolo, Montana
in September of 1977. His glorious arrival in our world was heralded
by the media as the "second coming" of Christ. However, this failed
to be the case. He spent his childhood, when not attending his
rigorous classes at Lolo Elementary, torturing insects that he
found under rocks and shooting his GI Joe toys with his air powered,
pump action BB gun. He, of course, continued on to high school
and graduated with a sub-par GPA in the spring of 1995. His higher
education of choice was the University of Montana, where he wriggled
his way into the English creative writing department but dropped
out after two short years. His GPA was high and beetle blenders
were many, but he cited a loathing for the boring and unimaginative
professors. He also said he needed a break. He said he would go
back the next year. He then sold his soul to capitalism and remains
in a constant battle with "the man" to this day.
Email:
mealworm@mssl.uswest.net