D.W.
YOUNG "A Fitting End": After the incident with
the deranged lepidopterist, Frederick Vance began to have trouble
sleeping
PETER
WEVERKA "A Ghost Story": One afternoon as I purchased
cigarettes in the corner store, the man asked if I had seen any
fantasmas in my rented house
JORGE
LUIS BORGES "Ragnarok" translated by Noah Hoffenberg:
The place was the School of Arts; it was dark
ARLEN
DONZI "Microphone Guy": Denise's professional
life as the buyer for a chain of music stores brought many men into
her cramped workspace with offers, and most of them earned titles:
Tape Guy, Cable Guy, Drum Head Guy, Guys on the Floor, Guys in Stock
and Guys With Needs
ART
ROSCHE "Fish Store": For eighteen years Trevor
had been the lead guitarist with Fish Store
WILLIE
SMITH "The Art of History": The autumn I turned
thirteen, I went through, for about a day, an aborted stage of trying
to be egalitarian
MARK
S. WEBER "A Scholarly Thirst": I know, I know.
You've all heard it before. Shakespeare was a fag. When I was in
graduate school they told me Shakespeare was a fag. But it wasn't
Shakespeare who was a fag! It was just that they were fags and they
wanted Shakespeare to be one too
SAM
WILHIDE "Lepus": Even after several years of practice,
he was still no good at teaching sex education
NELLY
REIFLER "Two Stories with Beginnings by Henny Youngman":
I was so ugly when I was born that the doctor slapped my mother
EUGENIO
VOLPE "Love Sick": My sister, now happily married
with three kids, slept upstairs
BRYAN
QUINN "Bachelor Boat": In the stern, Mark the
pirate was cutting up a mackerel for bait
PAUL
A. TOTH "Glowfish": Bonnie knew Maggie was bright,
a good writer, and passionate
SWEET
VETCH "Hedysarum Alpinum": Seeing my befuddlement,
she grabbed me by the balls and led me to her river
SCOTT
RUTLEDGE "A la Carte": The garbage is offered
to you before it is hauled off to the dump, and you pass by the
display lining both sides of the alley, selecting items which you
place into the shopping cart
DAVIS
SCHNEIDERMAN "Always Crashing in the Same AlwaysCrashingCar":
Old Mann Roderick screams 'Ich ein bin Berliner' and shoves jelly
doughnuts directly into his stomach, bypassing lips, jaws, and esophageal
lubricants with full-fisted determination
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MARK
ESTRIN "Eve of Destruction": Eve jumped
out of bed, and into her sweats. Arnold reached out after her, grabbing
only the air
PETER
FREUND "Place of Skulls": The first ones
to hear the strange noise were two sailors from the Black Sea Fleet
and the girl they were trying to make out with by the Place of Skulls
on Red Square
MILTON
BEYER "A Shadow in Chelsea": Orson Welles
and John Houseman created the Black Theatre in Harlem, an offshoot
of their W.P.A federal-funded Mercury Theatre. They produced "Macbeth"
there in 1936 and I took a school chum, Ruth, to see it on a date.
I was 19; she was 18
MIHAI
GRUNFELD "Raw Potato": It was always Father
who read the prayer book, so although Mother recited the Shabbat
prayer on Friday evenings, I was surprised that she knew how to
read Hebrew
AL
MASARIK from Heron Dance: Hospice came with its catheter
and morphine patch
JANET
MASON "The Dolorous City": A low moaning
surrounded her, tossed back and forth in frothy swells. In their
grief, the girls were echoes of themselves
DARREN
HIGGINS "Two Stories": Sickroom Raskolnikovs,
the would-be-kings, take feral advantage of season. Nurses and custodians
clatter through the halls seeking the perfect syringe
JOE
KUHL "Two Expats and a Homeboy": I was
out for lunch with Ray, a smart, sexy Italian-American young woman
who turned down a teaching job at the Gulf University where I was
teaching in favor of marrying one of Ted Turner's boys
SUSANNA
BRESLIN "Two Stories": He had cried constantly
as a small baby, masturbated obsessively as a young teen, and become
the kind of man as an adult who only truly enjoyed himself when
he was hurting other people
BROCK
"Two Stories": So there I am spanking the old monkey
on my bed
PAT
NOLAN "Phone Sex": He had been slowly masticating
the bland fare and indulging himself with people watching, an occupation
of the smug and ultimately insecure
LEE
COOMBES "My Girlfriend Is Becoming a Bloke":
I've come to dread the sound of her feet on the stairs, her beery
breath, her drunken bonhomie, the way she pushes her fat fingers
into my ribs
ANDREW
GALLIX "Sweet Fanny Adams": It's like this:
your train is due to leave any minute now
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